Seems like an awful lot of my life parallels this dialogue from Doctor Who. Best exchange ever.

[The Cybermen and Daleks meet]

Dalek Thay: Identify yourself!

Cyberman: You will identify first.

Dalek Thay: State your identity!

Cyberman: You will identify first.

Dalek Thay: Identify!

Mickey Smith: [to Rose] It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock.

Cyberman: Your repeated request is illogical. You will modify.

Dalek Thay: Daleks do not take orders!

Cyberman: You have identified as 'Daleks'.

Dalek Sec: Outline resembles the inferior species known as 'Cybermen'.

Dalek Caan: Basic scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on worldwide scale.

Cyberman: Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.

Dalek Thay: Daleks have no concept of elegance!

Cyberman: This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together, we could upgrade the universe.

Dalek Thay: You propose an alliance?

Cyberman: This is correct.

Dalek Thay: Request denied!

Cyberman: Hostile elements will be deleted. [they shoot at the Dalek, but it is unaffected]

Dalek Thay: Exterminate! [exterminates both Cybermen]

Cyber Leader: [to another Cybermen] Open visual link!

[the Cyberleader appears on a screen in front of the other three Daleks]

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.

Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!

Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen, how many are you?

Dalek Sec: Four.

Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?

Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.

Cyber Leader: What is that?

Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.