The other day, I spotted this on the package wrapper of Heluvagood Cheese:

Father Time. Pres.; Geo. Experience,

Secy.; Death & Taxes, Treas.

I sent an e-mail to their consumer affairs e-mail address, and got the following response:

The original owner of the company had a sense of humor and did not believe in title, he referred to himself President of the Company as Father Time, the Secretary as George Experience and the Treasurer as Death & Taxes; when we purchased the company we decided to put the saying on several of our packages.

It's good to see that big companies still have a sense of humor!